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Why a bidet is the best gift ever. Yes, a bidet.

Looking for the best holiday gift? Look no further than a bidet. Here's why.

Humans should love bamboo as much as pandas do.

The Truth About "Flushable" Wet Wipes

"Flushable" wet wipes aren't actually flushable, and that's bad for the environment and city sewage systems. Bidets are the more sustainable, safe solution.

How Tushy Bidet Works

The health of that orange fall fruit: Pumpkin.

Fall has fallen, y’all, and our favorite orange fruit that isn’t named after it’s color is back to please. But, is pumpkin good for your bumkin, and how does it keep your poop-a-clunkin’?

Oops, I Ripped My... Butthole?

Anal fissures are tears in your anal canal that make poos very painful… and potentially a little bloody. *SCREAMS*

Are Bidets More Healthy Than Toilet Paper?

Americans have been using toilet paper since the 1890s, but doctors agree bidets are more healthy for our butts and guts.

The Unload: Frances Darwin of ZooShare Talks Poo Power.

Badass of the Week: Yusra Mardini

As we celebrate Olympic swimmer and Syrian refugee Yusra Mardini's complete badassery, we should act on her message of inclusion.

The Unload: Doctor and FitGutMD Creator Answers Your Burning Booty Questions.

Listen to (or read) our ~first~ episode of The Unload -- an interview with butts and guts doctor and FitGutMD creator John Cluley, MD.

Badass of the Week: Amber Wolf

It's stories like this that made me wish college was back in session. I'm ready to write a 10 page paper, MLA format and everything.

Badass of the Week: Michelle Obama

Buttne Blues

Butt zits make us feel like the grossest humans ever, but are they actually zits? Dun dun dun...

My Thank You Letter To The Starbucks Bathroom

Walking through your door is like greeting an old and reliable friend who always knows what to say when you're down.

Gotta Love That Booty Positivity

Wanna know what Gwyneth Paltrow and I have in common, other than a love for designer sex toys? Anxiety about having a tall butt.

Sh*tty History: Why Do We Use Toilet Paper?

Toilet paper is just what you doo, they said. And we didn’t question it. To find out why, we have to go back to the backsides of 1,300 years ago...

Coming Out: Hemorrhoids Confessionals

When people say “butt hurt,” they typically are referring to emotional pain. But for me, the phrase should be taken literally.

Bidets, explained.

It is something that sprays your butt super clean! How are you doing today?